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Imaginary Friend Imaginary FriendImaginary Friend by ~linda-W
By Linda Wines
The Witt's are a very ordinary American family. Mr. Witt, known to all simply as Dad, works as an accountant for a paper company. Mrs. Witt, often called Mom, is a young, pretty stay-at-home mother who delights in the care of their only child, Joe, age five. Joe is the ideal child, considerate of others, always polite, friendly and athletic—the envy of the parents of all his kindergarten friends. Dad's salary earned them a comfortable three bedroom home in the suburbs, with a backyard perfect for summer cookouts and playing ball.
Each day, Mom tended lovingly to her darling until ten 'o'clock, when
Things I Love About Fanfiction 10 Things I Love About FanfictionThings I Love About Fanfiction by ~linda-W
(In no particular order)
1. Ability to freely express creativity (who cares if someone hates it?)
2. Oppertunity to fill in gaps (What Naruto did while training with Jiraya)
3. Chance to point out obvious couples (Sasunaru)
4. Oppertunity to express opinion (Sasunaru beats Naruhina, thought both are logical)
5. Ability to utilize ideas of peers/betters (All hail Kishimoto-sama!)
6. Chance to birth brain-babies (Just needed it out of my head)
7. Releases frustration (Just kill Orochimaru already!)
8. Freedom to write without limitations (I can find a point for this sex scene . . .)
9. Chance to rew
Things I Hate About Fanfiction 10 Things I Hate About FanfictionThings I Hate About Fanfiction by ~linda-W
(In no particular order)
1. Authors placing themselves in the story.
2. Pairings that make no sense (ItaHina . . . what?!)
3. Mixing of random genres (Naruto + vampires = wtf?)
4. Adding characters from other stories (Naruto + Harry Potter = no. just no.)
5. Messing with the timeline (Naruto never meets Obito.)
6. Total personality change (Naruto is not in any way girly. Neither is Sesshoumaru, or Edward Elric.)
7. Random pointless sex scenes. (Enough said.)
8. No plot line (crackfics are good for giggles ONLY. Sequeals will be made only at request.)
9. BoyxBoy babies (If you can find a logical ex
Rip me apart Rip me apartRip me apart by ~linda-W
Rip me apart
Rip me a apa-a-a-a-art
What the hell
Did I do
To deserve
Being stuck with you
What the hell
Is wrong with you
That makes you treat me
Like you do
You rip me apart
You rip me apart
You rip me apa-a-a-a-art
You rip me apaaaaaart
I beg, I plead
I'm on my knees
Seeking a little
Sympathy
You give me nothing
You beat me down
You grab my heart
And rip it apart
And rip it apart
And rip it apaaaaaaart
You've torn me apart
For no damn reason
You shot me down
Like it was my season
You've torn me apart
You've torn me apart
You've torn me apaaaaaaaaaart
So I'm looking you
Right in th
Worried 
Sta.sh
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